The New Standardized College Entrance Exam

I'm organizing my email (and you can too, and thus better glorify God in your time), and found this tongue-in-cheeky:

The New Standardized College Entrance Exam
Time Limit: 3 Weeks

1. Foreign Language: What language is spoken in France?

2. History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. Religion: What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (circle only one)

5. Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?

6. Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. Religion: How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

9. American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton

10. European History: Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?

14. Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(B) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

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