My Suggestions for New Bus Slogans

By now, you've probably heard of the atheistic slogans appearing on various buses. Here is one example:

"There's probably no God.
Now stop worrying
and enjoy your life."

What you may not have heard is that there is a nifty little bus slogan generator so you can create your own. Since I am intrigued by the logic of the atheist bus, I decided to offer some pithy suggestions. Pick a new motto from my buses bellow:

"There's probably no danger.
Now reduce your carbon —
don't cook meat"

That one is environmentally friendly and a means of population control. Very PC. Oh, wait, it still advocates the murder of animals...

"You probably won't get caught.
So enjoy your money —
lie on your taxes."

Just in time for tax season.

"There's probably no cop.
Speeding:
Getting there faster while having fun."

Over the top? Maybe too close to home.

Feel free to make your own!

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