The best scams are grammatical delights

Like this one that came in my junk mail folder today:

Attn Beneficiary
This is to inform You that we approve payment sun of $10.5Million United States Dollars has being Approve for Cash Payment via Diplomatic Cash Delivery
You are hereby advice to contact the officer in charge of payment Mr James Walker Director Cash paymnt Board, Central Bank Of Nigeria Tel. +234 805606 7422 Email: messagdiplomatiqe@gmail.com
Congratulation
Regards
Mr Lamido Sunusi
CBN Governor
Approved

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