Humorous Reformed Baptist Take on the Twelve days of Christmas






(HT: Reformed Baptist Blog)


Funny stuff.  Of course, any church with the insight to reform away from the Catholic doctrine should also have the insight to reform away from the Catholic view of amillennialism, but I don't want to be nit-picky on Christmas. :)

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