Dopey youth programs don't help kids (Wretched)
Whether its licking peanut butter from armpits, grown men singing "Call Me Maybe," or doing the Harlem Shake, peppy youth groups seem to prefer the silly rather than the sanctified.
Perhaps churches think this is so deep it will change kids' hearts:
This Sunday, find a church that upholds the sufficiency of Spirit-inspired Scripture rather than this cheesy corn.