Mixed Metaphors

(HT: Fail Blog)

 
The sign has the correct apostrophe for "it's."  It correctly has "Sunday" as a plural (as in, "Don't just come this Sunday/ some Sunday, join us each Sunday!").  But it mixes the metaphors.  Rockets rarely  need surgery.

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